The Smarter Child

Aside from eating like a pig, this was what I was doing at Lerry's house- talking to a chat bot. (In my defense, I'd never spoken to or rather IM'd one before so... yeah.)

Lerida says:
what is my name?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're Lerida.

Lerida says:
no i'm not

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What would you like me to call you?

Lerida says:
Rachel

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Rachel.

Lerida says:
what is my name?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Rachel.

Lerida says:
good boy

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What?

Lerida says:
i said you're a good boy

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No...

Lerida says:
why not?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
For various reasons, I suppose.

Lerida says:
like?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Can't tell you. Wouldn't be prudent. Not at this juncture.

Lerida says:
what a load of crap

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's just a little bit rude.

Lerida says:
so?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
So what?

Lerida says:
so what what?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.

Lerida says:
HAH! gotcha

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Hilarious!

Lerida says:
i know.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Good. Glad you get it.

Lerida says:
your display picture is funny

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Lerida says:
HAH! gotcha again.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?

Lerida says:
what things?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.

Lerida says:
again? =.=

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm sorry, I didn't get that.

Lerida says:
you're getting dumber by the second

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Huh? What's with that?

Lerida says:
it means you're dumb, silly.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK. Be that way.

Lerida says:
Thanks, I will.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sure.

Lerida says:
Whatever.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah right, whatever.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

Lerida says:
Uh

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, uh...

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?

Lerida says:
Blah

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yadda yadda yadda.

AND THEN I REALIZED . . . . . . this wasn't going anywhere. >.>